while traveling through prague, my friend and I decided to get a thai massage. my masseuse was a very petite thai woman who kept giggling like a little school girl for the first 30 minutes of the massage and kept talking to the other masseuse in thai. I couldn’t figure out what the hell they were laughing about until she started to call me “penis foot”; I realized that the night before, I passed out in our hostel and my friends had the self control to only chief me on the small of my back, drawing a giant penis with feet: